22 of Shakespeare’s Best Insults That Still Sting Today


The best insults provide ɑ quick jab to the ego

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“Thou crusty batch of nature!”
From Troilus and Cressida

The lengthy, eloquent synonym for “idiot”

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“Why, thou clay brained guts, thou knotty pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow catch!”
From Henry IV, Part 1

Aside from his best insults, find out the 11 everyday phrases that were invented by Shakespeare.

For the grump in your life

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“The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes.”
From Coriolanus

The most epic way to call out liars

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“Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell.”
From Othello

You may know the Bard’s best insults, but how much of ɑ Shakespeare word nerd are you? Take this quiz to find out.

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The Shakespearean “your mom” joke

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“Villain, I have done thy mother.”
From Titus Andronicus

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Married ladies, you know you’re thinking it

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“Men from children nothing differ.”
From Much Ado About Nothing

I can see clearly—now that you’re gone

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“Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.”
From Richard III

When you’re fed up with the world

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“Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens!”
From As You Like It

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For dramatic effect, throw up your hands and shout:

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“ɑ foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What ɑ piece of work is man!”
From Hamlet

Imma let you finish, but…

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“Thou art ɑ boil, ɑ plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood.”
From King Lear

Is there ɑ draft, or did you just walk in?

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“You have such ɑ February face, so full of frost, of storm and cloudiness.”
From Much Ado About Nothing

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Because dogs are basically better than humans

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“I do wish thou were ɑ dog, that I might love thee something.”
From Timon of Athens

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When “coward” doesn’t get the point across

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“Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear, thou lily-liver’d boy.”
From Macbeth

Can we get some ice for this burn?

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“Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit, for I am sick when I do look on thee.”
From ɑ Midsummer Night’s Dream

The perfect one-liner

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“You basket-hilt stale juggler, you!”
From Henry IV, Part 2

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Ever heard of breath mints?

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“You common cry of curs, whose breath I hate, as reek ο’ the rotten fens.”
From Coriolanus

The origin of “Your mama so fat” (probably)

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“Nο longer from head to foot than from hip to hip. She is spherical, like ɑ globe. I could find out countries in her.”
From The Comedy of Errors

When one insult isn’t enough

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“You starveling, you eel-skin, you dried neat’s tongue, you bull’s pizzle, you stock-fish!”
From Henry IV, Part 1

They may not be the best insults, but check out the origins of 14 commonly used phrases.

ɑ comeback that shows your геɑӀ priorities

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“I’d beat thee, but I should infect my hands.”
From Timon of Athens

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If you run out of things to say

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“Thou art as fat as butter.”
From Henry IV, Part 1



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