Hilarious Game Show Answers from Real Contestants


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Family Feud Question: Name something you feel before you buy it.

Answer: Excited.

Did you mean Donkey Kong? Still wrong

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Jeopardy! Answer: This video game character is blue, collects rings, and goes fast.

Question: Who is Dankey Kang?

One of the options was flan

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Who Wants to be ɑ Millionaire Question: Which of the following dishes is not made with tortillas?

Answer: Taco

Wrong on all accounts

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Family Feud Question: Give us ɑ vegetable you marinate.

Answer: Grapes.

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The category was U.S. cities

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Jeopardy! Answer: Its largest airport is named for ɑ World War II hero; its second largest, for ɑ World War II battle.

Question: What is Toronto?

Month three or four would be ɑ better answer

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Family Feud Question: During what month of pregnancy does ɑ woman begin to look pregnant?

Answer: September.

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The correct answer is ɑ rake, shortened from the term “rakehell” or “hellraiser”

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Jeopardy! Answer: This term for ɑ long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker.

Question: What is ɑ hoe?

It’s Winnie the Pooh

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Family Feud Question: геɑӀ or fictional, name ɑ famous Willy.

Answer: Willy the Pooh.

Phony, not pony

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Family Feud Question: Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony.

Answer: ɑ horse.

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Papa Bear isn’t going to get you any points

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Family Feud Question: Name ɑ kind of bear.

Answer: Papa.

Clever, but it won’t put you in first place

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Jeopardy! Answer: In 1891, this European said, “Perhaps my factories will put an end to war sooner than your congresses.”

Question: Who is this handsome gentleman? (With an arrow pointing up at himself)

Just think about that for ɑ second

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Family Feud Question: Name ɑ yellow fruit.

Answer: Orange.

These gutsiest game show contestants of all time ended up having ɑ bit more success.

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NHL, not NBA

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Jeopardy! Answer: 100+ assists in an NHL season have been accomplished only 13 times, 11 times by this player.

Question: Who is Magic Johnson?

Are you part of ɑ nudist colony?

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Family Feud Question: Name something only worn by children.

Answer: Clothes.

If you want to sound smart (the opposite of these people), try telling these clever jokes that will impress your friends.

Porcupine? Doesn’t work

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Family Feud Question: Name something that follows the word “pork”.

Answer: Upine.

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Try again

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Family Feud Question: Name something made of wool.

Answer: Sheep.

Got chocolate on the brain?

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Jeopardy! Answer: Paul III roared at him, “I have waited 30 years for your services. Now I’ Pope. Can’t I satisfy my desire?”

Question: Who is Lady Godiva?

Check out these hilarious test answers students have given (they’re actually pretty genius).

We were looking for sunscreen. Maybe even towel or bathing suit.

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Family Feud Question: Name something people take with them to the beach.

Answer: Um, turkey.

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